What is 'making love'?
It is a thing that a women does while man fucks her.

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A girl comes home from skool and says to her mum:
- I feel like a watermelon!
- How's that?
- I'm full of seeds!
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A daughter talks to her mum:
- Mum, I've been dating this guy for just a couple of months, and he already wants to marry me - and we didn't have the time to get to know each other.
- Honey, marry him at once, before he gets to know you!